Welcome to the Club

My sister called me this morning and asked me to lie to her. I don't like to lie. I'm not very good at it and I honestly find the truth to be much more incredible, hilarious, and easier to keep up with. But she begged. So I did. I told her that my husband and…

Gearing Up for Starry Night Prom 2017

See these bright smiles and happy faces in this photograph? They belong to some of the participants in the Starry Night Prom 2016. Starry Night Prom is a registered Non-Profit 501 (C) (3) organization that annually holds an all expense paid prom for Arlington ISD High School students with significant disabilities. Starry Night Prom is…

Now That I Can Breathe Without Tears

This was my post on Facebook the day following the tragic and brutal assassination of five police officers just 20 miles east of me in Dallas. I thought I would share it here and then expand: "I spent the better part of last night with my ear glued to the radio. I feel like a…

Definition of Teenager

As a frazzled mother of five kids under the age of 7, everyone I knew who had kids older than mine would tell me how it gets easier when they're older. One of the side effects of Prozac, apparently, is selective memory. Those women are a giant pile of fucking liars. The TRUTH is this:…

Appreciation for Those Who Tolerate

The list of people in my life (or who, more accurately WERE in my life) who hurt me and my family by using hateful remarks, posting misinformation and bigoted memes on social media, or worse, forward those same "helpful" gems to me and my husband via email, is a ridiculously long list. And the volume…