Welcome to the Club

My sister called me this morning and asked me to lie to her. I don't like to lie. I'm not very good at it and I honestly find the truth to be much more incredible, hilarious, and easier to keep up with. But she begged. So I did. I told her that my husband and…

In Memoriam

The doctor is not in. He is no longer accepting new patients. He is gone. There will be no referrals. You're on your own. It's just as well. No one could fill his shoes anyway. His title was honorary. He wasn't really a doctor. He was a pipe-fitter, master mechanic, automotive hobbyist. He was known…

Supposed To vs Actually

We're supposed to go on a road trip today. We're supposed to be stuffing the entire overbooked with practical shit summer into one day of family fun not too far from home. My kids are supposed to be up and packing picnics, getting softball equipment, and bags of ice ready and into the back of…

Overbooking and Aging

I'm not really old. But I'm no Spring chicken, either. And for those of us who have been in the "over achiever" category all our lives, this whole aging thing is just ass-kicking. No, not a little tiring. I mean, beat-down with a baseball bat, friggin' leaving you taking 3-hour naps in the middle of…

Never-Ending To-Do Lists

We both had To-Do lists with at least 9 tasks so we cut our phone call short (half an hour as opposed to an hour.) My sister suggested I call her in a few hours to see which of us completed more on our lists. Mine was uber-long today since it's the last day of…

Bad-Assery in the Metro

"Thanks for going shopping with me, Randa." "You're welcome." "Got your seat belt on?" "Yes, ma'am." "Should we take the highway home or the slow way?" "It's drive faster." "Okay. Highway it is. Should we listen to the radio?" "Yes." **Turn on radio and Nickelback is playing.** "Mommy, this sucks." **Change to a rock station…

Look At Me…Adulting and Stuff

So the kids finished their final exams the day before yesterday. And since none of them is graduating this year, I've immediately reached "Summer Break" mentality. This makes life complicated sometimes as I cannot remember what day of the week it is, what time it is, and/or where I need to be. However, today I…

You’re Welcome

So the high school bus shows up today and only 2 of the 3 kids who were supposed to be on it, got down. I received a phone call from an unknown number just as the bus pulled away. He:  Mom? It's me. Me: Yeah? Let me guess. You missed the bus. He: I did.…

Oh, I Like This

I just tried this Chobani Coffee Blended Greek Yogurt. I licked the plastic container clean and I don't care who knows it.   And I'll do it again. That is all.