NO! I didn’t get a razor as a Mother’s Day gift.
I did, however, manage to get a shower in semi-hot water with enough time to actually mow BOTH of my legs. HOW did I do this, you may inquire? It was simple.
I showered before all four of the kids got up. I made sure that the 2 younger ones, who were up before I was had used the toilet before I went in. THEN I made a mad dash for the bathroom and locked the door.
I also made it perfectly clear that I would NOT answer questions through the door about why so-and-so got to play outside before studying yesterday or about where such-and-such is located.
It was pure tepid heaven.
Of course, I had to retire this razor since it had been about 8 or 9 months since I’d shaved. Oh, well. Also, I no longer have flies trailing me because I washed my hair AND conditioned it. It’s going to be a good day.
Happy (U.S. and Australia) Mother’s Day to all the Moms, Stepmoms, Grandmoms, Aunts, others who provide for kids.